Rush City FM

Fourteen stations.
Zero real brands.

Rush City FM is fourteen music stations, RUSH TALK and the police scanner: 210 songs by bands that don't exist, DJs who talk over the intro, ads for things you shouldn't buy, and news that reports your last car chase. Every car comes tuned to its own station, and the stations keep playing while you're away. All the bad advice you need.

Live: everyone hears the same song at the same time. 210 songs in the game — four per station here.

Pop hits

RUSH 101

“Rush City's #1 Hit Music Station”

Glossy, bubbly and accidentally sponsored. Kelly thinks every song is the song of the summer. Marty thinks it's a cry for help.

  • Kelly SparksEx-cheerleader, voted off a reality show in week one. Calls listeners “Sparklers” and reads sponsor plugs mid-sentence without noticing.
  • Marty GoldFormer weatherman, demoted for forecasting sun during the great flood. Dad jokes, tired sighs, and a car that gets stolen every week.
  • Jay NeonThe 4EVER BOYS member nobody remembers. Hosts Night Glow: slow jams after midnight, lonely hearts, and hints of a reunion.
  1. ♪Chestnut AvenueMila Rey
  2. ♪OverdraftThe Glossies
  3. ♪Escalator HeartNova Bright
  4. ♪Follow Me Back4EVER BOYS

Rock

OVERDRIVE 98.7

“Turn it up to eleven”

Road-trip rock and tall tales. Ronnie toured with every band that ever lived. All of them fictional. Most of them on fire.

  • Ronnie ThunderClaims he toured with every band ever. Air-guitars into his coffee. Still promising the lost 1979 Gravel Choir tapes.
  1. ♪Diesel SaintGravel Choir
  2. ♪Red Light RunnerThe Velvet Ravens
  3. ♪Tow Truck BluesMuddy Clutch
  4. ♪Breaking GlassSteel Magnolia

Metal & punk

SCRAPYARD 88.6

“Rock that's been run over twice”

Loud, angry and working class. Rust hates everything recorded after 1995. Vix hates the rent. Secretly, they love each other's records.

  • Big RustEx-roadie for Skull Tariff, tow-truck driver by day. Long pauses, short temper. Dedicates songs to whoever wronged him today.
  • Vix VenomArt-school dropout fronting the hardcore band Rent Strike. Calls Rust “Grandpa”. Organises rent strikes on air.
  1. ♪Garbage DayThe Bin Lids
  2. ♪Burn the LeaseRent Strike
  3. ♪Parking Ticket ApocalypseSkull Tariff
  4. ♪Busted AgainParole Kids

Hip-hop

LOW TIDE 94.2

“Hip-hop from the docks”

Calm, kind and broadcast from a forklift. Dockside proverbs, the roast of the day, and respect for everyone on the night shift.

  • MC CargoStill works nights at the cargo terminal and broadcasts from his forklift, Big Pauline, who has a better love life than he does.
  • Kee WatersBattle-rap champion turned host. Runs the roast of the day and rates listeners' rhymes out of ten. Always a three.
  1. ♪Container KingsYung Freight
  2. ♪Night ShiftDeckhand Dre
  3. ♪Fuel MoneyLil Tanker
  4. ♪Pier PressureThe Mooring Twins

R&B, soul, funk & disco

VELVET 107

“Smooth after dark”

Smoky, slow and after midnight. Delilah knows every secret in the city's night venues and tells them as song dedications. Darling, we all know.

  • Delilah MoonSang at Lime & Lantern for eleven years. Never raises her voice; gossip is her currency. “Mmm. Stay smooth, Rush City.”
  1. ♪After Midnight on ChestnutDisco Velours
  2. ♪Satin & Bad DecisionsJalen Rivers
  3. ♪Funk TaxThe Funk Ministers
  4. ♪Call Me BossKiara Vane

House, techno & trance

PULSE 99.9

“Afterhours”

Cold, minimal, hypnotic. Almost no talking. The city, measured in beats per minute. Chestnut Avenue: one twenty-eight.

  • DJ StrobeNobody has seen their face. Whispers short, cryptic lines, announces nights at The Chestnut, and reports the BPM of the city.
  1. ♪Under the ChestnutsKern & Static
  2. ♪Warehouse 4AMHexgrid
  3. ♪Gull BridgeLumen Tide
  4. ♪Police LightsRUSH//CODE

Drum & bass

BREAKNECK 100.5

“Faster than your getaway”

Breathless. Your police chase, called live like a race, with lap times, podiums and six phones on speaker.

  • MC RapidTalks at 174 BPM, owns six phones, and commentates police chases like a Grand Prix. A registered hazard, by his own account.
  1. ♪Getaway DriverAmen Avenue
  2. ♪Chase SceneKinetic Unit
  3. ♪AfterburnerSubframe
  4. ♪Escape VelocityHalcyon Rush

Phonk

DRIFT 106.6

“Sideways since sundown”

Night car culture. Everything is measured in drift angles and tyre smoke, and the handbrake is sacred. Pull it with respect.

  • Sideways SamMeasures life in degrees of drift, worships the handbrake, and hosts tandem meets in the Iron Yards that the police keep raiding.
  1. ♪Sideways ForeverGrim Torque
  2. ♪Handbrake RitualNox Drift
  3. ♪Cowbell CartelPhantom Vee
  4. ♪Iron Yards at 3AMGhostline

80s, 90s & 2000s

REWIND 95.5

“The 80s, 90s and 2000s”

A decade war, settled nightly by the callers. VHS versus flip phones, synths versus pop-punk. Be kind, rewind.

  • Johnny ChromeStill has a VHS rental card, calls cars “machines”, and insists synthesizers peaked in 1986. Please adjust your tracking.
  • Roxy RewindEurodance and pop-punk fan who owns every flip phone ever made and mocks Johnny's mullet. The callers usually take her side.
  1. ♪Neon Over the RiverLaser Lovers
  2. ♪Midnight EmbankmentNeon Harbor
  3. ♪Club 97Daria Nova & MC Bounce
  4. ♪Text Me BackJaylen & the Pagers

Classical

BELL TOWER 90.3

“Classical for the restless”

Posh, serene and impossible to shock. Car chases are reviewed as concert performances. A crescendo of sirens? Rather Wagnerian.

  • Sir Reginald HushDistinguished, dry and never surprised. Narrates explosions outside as music. Kindly asks listeners to silence their sirens.
  1. ♪Seven Bells OvertureMaestro Lucian Fell
  2. ♪Requiem for a Parking SpaceRush City Philharmonic & Choir
  3. ♪Aria "Il Tassista"tenor Paolo Vento
  4. ♪Nocturne for the RiverInes Morrow, piano

Country

DIESEL 97.1

“Truckin' country”

Folksy, on the road, and still bickering. CB slang, free road advice nobody asked for, and an ex-couple who only agree on the music.

  • Rhonda RigsRetired long-haul trucker, CB handle “Mama Diesel”. Hands out road advice nobody asked for and knows every tow-truck driver in town.
  • Big EarlRhonda's ex-husband, still co-hosting “for the dog's sake”. Sings along off-key. Proposed at a weigh station, apparently.
  1. ♪Eighteen Wheels to Rush CityHank Hollis
  2. ♪My Truck Got TowedBillie Mae Pickett
  3. ♪Mama DieselLacey Rowe
  4. ♪Last Exit to Rush CityCody Ransom

Reggae & tropical

SANDY ISLAND 96.6

“Sun's out, windows down”

Zen, lazy and permanently sunny. Every problem in Rush City gets the same solution here: just float, man.

  • Sunny RayLives on permanent vacation on Sandy Island. The forecast is always sunny, whatever the sky says. Never, ever in a hurry.
  1. ♪Sandy IslandSunny Selectors
  2. ♪Coconut TaxiIsland Mike
  3. ♪Gull Bridge DubKing Tidal
  4. ♪Rude Boy RentThe Skankin' Tenants

Lo-fi, jazz & chill

CORNER 89.1

“Lo-fi beats to drive to”

A small, warm room in the middle of everything. No jokes, just tiny stories: rain on Tower Street, the cat on Anton's kiosk.

  • JulesA soft voice close to the mic. Tells tiny stories about the city: the kiosk cat, the night-bus driver who waves at everyone.
  1. ♪Coffee on CreditKiosk Kid
  2. ♪Rain on Tower StreetPillow Tapes
  3. ♪Poets' ParkPaper Lanterns
  4. ♪Night Bus JazzLow Fidelity Club

Ukrainian pop, folk & indie

SUNFLOWER 104

“Хвиля по-нашому — the wave, our way”

Warm family humour, entirely in Ukrainian: kitchens, weddings, taxi stories and the eternal borscht-versus-varenyky debate.

  • Oksana “Sonechko”Former music teacher who knows who sang at which wedding. Loves home-grown music, minus the pomp.
  • Bohdan “Bodya”Ex-taxi driver who knows every traffic jam in Rush City and argues with Oksana about cooking. Always about cooking.
  1. ♪КаштаниВишневий Сад
  2. ♪Літо в Раш-СітіСонячні Зайчики
  3. ♪Сім дзвонівДзвонар
  4. ♪Не дзвони мені вночіЛіна Мор

Talk & news

RUSH TALK 1150 AM

“Talk radio for a city that never shuts up”

Rage, get-rich schemes and heartbreak, with Rush City News on the hour. If you're not angry yet, keep listening.

  • Gordon GripeHosts The Hot Seat. Red-faced, gravel-voiced, and in total agreement with every caller angrier than him.
  • Chad ProfitHosts Money Talks. Yacht-mindset finance guru selling courses. The station ID is free; nothing else is.
  • Dr. HoneyHosts Love Line. Late-night relationship expert with three divorces and a very soothing voice. Pour yourself something nice.
  • Ted Barkley & Monica VanceRush City News. Ted is pompous and gets the facts wrong. Monica corrects him, live, every single time.

Live police dispatch

POLICE SCANNER

“All units, all night”

Flat, tired, professional. Dispatch reads out your vehicle and your district to every patrol in town. Deadpan only.

  • Dispatcher DonnaFlat, tired and very professional. Describes the suspect's vehicle to every unit in the city. The suspect is usually you.

A word from our sponsors

Brands you can't buy.

  • Hilltop RestaurantCandlelight on Green Hill, a view of the whole city, and portions the size of a coin.
  • Iron Paradise GymNext to the Central Arena. Lift heavy, scream loud. Results not guaranteed; shouting guaranteed.
  • Iron Yards Scrap & SalvageCash today, crushed tomorrow, for anything with wheels. Even if it isn't technically yours.
  • Mister SprinklesThe friendliest ice-cream van in Rush City. Usually with half the police in pursuit.
  • Payday Pal LoansInstant cash, easy terms. Don't worry about the interest rate. It's worried about you.
  • Rush City PoliceNow hiring: free uniform, free car, free donuts. The car is not free.
  • Riverside CasinoEvery spin is an investment. (It is not an investment.) On the river. Lose responsibly.
  • Rush PawnWe buy your stuff, not your story. Open 24 hours, because trouble never sleeps.
  • Rush Taxi CompanyWe know the way. Mostly. Not responsible for shortcuts through parks, fountains or the river.
  • SafeHouse Doors & LocksSteel doors so strong even you can't get in. Please don't forget the key.
  • Shawarma by the MetroOpen at three a.m., when you need it most. Extra garlic, extra sauce. Bring mints.
  • Shine & Go Car WashIn dirty, out shiny, on Willow Square. We wash everything except your record.
  • VOLTAGEThe energy drink that tastes like a heartbeat. Side effects include seeing sounds. Please sleep.
  • Wave MallEight floors of everything you don't need. Opening soon. Very soon. Eventually.
  • Spray & PrayRespray in ten minutes, questions never. On Southside. Look different, feel innocent.
  • Hal Bender, Attorney at LawWe don't break the law. We bend it. Everybody deserves a second chance. And a third.